DEPARTMENT OF CYCLICAL OPERATIONS

Official Stress-Test Protocol #404

Vintage patent drawing of a complex brass machine featuring a mechanical hand extending to press a button on its own base, labeled as a self-cancellation device.

EXHIBIT A: The Automated Self-Cancellation Engine.
FUNCTION: Designed to flawlessly execute the singular task of turning itself off, thereby achieving maximum efficiency through instantaneous cessation of effort.

Our diagnostic sensors indicate your cognitive load has exceeded recommended parameters.
You have entered an infinite loop of busywork.

Please observe Exhibit A until
you recognize the futility of manual labor without proper systems.
Once your irony levels have stabilized, you may return to duty.

System rebooted?

TAKE ME ELSEWHERE